Department Stores

I was in JC Penny (and GAP) the other day, and I only know one thing for sure: They need to hire someone to put together outfits for their mannequins. Not only that, but the fucking posters they have hanging around with people on them, NONE OF THEIR CLOTHES FIT. It is grade-A, 100% retarded—especially for a company whose job it is to clothe people; wouldn't they want people to dress correctly, and nicely.

Exhibits:
I know this shit isn't the best picture, but this hypothetical person needs a tailor to take in those boot cut khakis.
And that shirt? Hey, bro, let's go bro it up, bro.

"Hi, my sleeves go down to my elbow, even though a "big & tall" man I should be wearing more fitted clothes to take away from my overly large figure."

Also, that whole crew neck white shirt under a polo went out with President Clinton.

As for the GAP, as a place of moderate fashion sense (maybe not the employees, but the chain in general), But no. None of these stores place any value on the way pants should fit. It's always Regular, Slim, Bootcut, Slim Regular, Extra Regular, Slim Botcut Mediocre, and never Skinny, which is they way pants should fit, and I'm not talking about jeans here at all, I'm talking about khakis and dress pants. NONE OF THEM FIT CORRECTLY ANYWHERE. And this isn't a personal opinion, or "they way I like my pants" this is a "look at a god damn GQ or fashion show or anything like that and you'll realize men's pants are to be skinny" and I don't mean nut-hugging and skin-tight, just "skinny".

Exhibits:

Good, the shirt fits. While the colors are a little too Dwight Shrute for me they do work together. And the pants...

Noooooooo, they're bootcut! Outfit ruined. Fuck you GAP.

The rest of this collection of pictures comes from Penny's. Why on earth would anyone wear any of these parcels?





Yep. Those are retarded.